A steady stream of high quality internet bullshit

apricockjam:

”’I’m really not a cat person”’

but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS

THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.


Titan aka the Mermaid Moon

Titan aka the Mermaid Moon

kowabungadoodles:

duckbuckets:

Specific Rim

It’s just two and a half hours of newt correcting people on kaiju facts

I would genuinely both watch and adore this, literally all of my favourite things, someone write this holy shit. 

aos-skimmons:

A few more Marvel men

parteira:

themightyrarebreed:

mmue11er:

Super selfies

Selfies. Selfies everywhere

these are actually really cute and I only like live for maybe a few of these supers

pennyfornasa:

On July 14th, the United States Geological Survey (USGS) released the most detailed map of Mars to date. The USGS compiled data from four orbiting spacecraft over the course of more than 16 years to make the map, which, according to researchers working with the project, should add significantly to our understanding of the Red Planet.
The four spacecraft used in making the map include three NASA spacecraft—Mars Global Surveyor, Mars Odyssey and the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter—as well as the European Space Agency’s Mars Express Probe. Among the many insights that the map provides is the fact that the Martian surface is older than scientists previously believed; according to researchers, three times as much surface area formed during the Early Noachian Epoch—the first major geologic time period—than previously thought. This period is characterized by a high rate of meteorite impacts, the likely presence of water, and widespread erosion, and it lasted from about 4.1 to 3.7 billion years ago. Researchers also say that this new map could provide valuable information about possible future landing sites on the Martian surface.
Read more here: http://www.space.com/26521-best-mars-geology-map-video.html
With a Penny4NASA, we will learn even more about the Red Planet and usher in a new era of exploration! Take action: http://www.penny4nasa.org/take-action/

pennyfornasa:

On July 14th, the United States Geological Survey (USGS) released the most detailed map of Mars to date. The USGS compiled data from four orbiting spacecraft over the course of more than 16 years to make the map, which, according to researchers working with the project, should add significantly to our understanding of the Red Planet.

The four spacecraft used in making the map include three NASA spacecraft—Mars Global Surveyor, Mars Odyssey and the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter—as well as the European Space Agency’s Mars Express Probe. Among the many insights that the map provides is the fact that the Martian surface is older than scientists previously believed; according to researchers, three times as much surface area formed during the Early Noachian Epoch—the first major geologic time period—than previously thought. This period is characterized by a high rate of meteorite impacts, the likely presence of water, and widespread erosion, and it lasted from about 4.1 to 3.7 billion years ago. Researchers also say that this new map could provide valuable information about possible future landing sites on the Martian surface.

Read more here: http://www.space.com/26521-best-mars-geology-map-video.html

With a Penny4NASA, we will learn even more about the Red Planet and usher in a new era of exploration! Take action: http://www.penny4nasa.org/take-action/

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

spaceexp:

In 1984, high above the Earth’s surface, an astronaut captured a satellite. Dale A. Gardner flies free using the Manned Maneuvering Unit and begins to attach a control device, dubbed the Stinger, to the rotating Westar 6 communications satellite

spaceexp:

In 1984, high above the Earth’s surface, an astronaut captured a satellite. Dale A. Gardner flies free using the Manned Maneuvering Unit and begins to attach a control device, dubbed the Stinger, to the rotating Westar 6 communications satellite

bookworm-shipper:

This gives me life.


And the moral of the story, my dear, is to never underestimate my gift for survival.

And the moral of the story, my dear, is to never underestimate my gift for survival.

Hah!! You're fucking dumb. Civil war isn't gonna happen. Sorrrrrryyyyy
Anonymous

Ok there, slooooow down. I was expressing my hopes related to a franchise of films. Generally we don’t call each other “fucking dumb” over things like that, though I am flattered that you were so caught up in my controversial opinion? Though I will say I always have wondered what it would be like to get tumblr hate, and I got it! I feel like this is a important part of the overall tumblr experience, so thank you so much for that! Now, go on with your life, and feel some small measure of joy that you sort of helped me achieve a tumblr milestone? Also, feel less good that you took time out of your life to be an immature asshat and say entirely unnecessary things that you should be ashamed of saying. Peace out, I geuss?

when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

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